About Me/Read Before Following;

Other names: Kenneth, Spock, Dr. Harollowitz, Captain Spaulding, Ken-Ken, Key-Key, Keh-Keh, etc.
Age: 22; my birthday is on June 10th.
Sexual preference: I suck dick and dick only.
Career: Currently an assistant manager, but I went to school to become a mechanic; I’m waiting to find the right job.
Relationship: Married.
Family: Daughter - Isabel; Pets - Chester, Sam, Ruby, Gabriel, and Dean.
Bonus Material: In case you were wondering how I can be gay, and be a father, this will explain it.
Previously known as: unknownstranger → deepinearth → commanderkenken.
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Want to RP with me? Click here.
Want to know some of my favourite kinks? Click here.

FAQ:

Will you post a picture of yourself?
More than likely, no I will not; I’ve been asked this question more times than I can begin to count, and the answer is always no.

Why don’t you post pictures of yourself?
I didn’t know that my appearance had anything to do with who I am as a person. I’m here to post things I enjoy, meet people I have things in common with, and get away from the stresses of my life.

Will you follow me back? (I usually ignore these questions.)
If you ask, I will not; but if your blog name, icon, or blog itself peak my interest, then I might follow you back.

Why don’t you follow everyone back?
I have over 3,000 followers, and my dash would be clogged.

What’s your OTP in Supernatural?
Wincest.

What are your other ships?
A whole list.

Can I have your phone number?
Unless you are a close friend on here, then no. Hell, some of my best friends on here don’t even have it.

Where does your URL come from?

Where does “Long time no spooning, Sam..” come from?
When Lucifer first appears to Sam in season seven, it’s the first thing he says to him; I just added the Sam part.

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If you’re reading this, then you have found my blog and are either following me already, or you are contemplating following me. First off, thank you for taking the time to read this bullshit that is an about me (I would give you a cookie if it were at all possible, so pretend that I gave you one, okay?). And secondly, I would like to apologize for the lack of quality that you will find on this blog — I am nowhere near as interesting or amazing as people claim that I am.

Now, if you’re still reading after all of that top mess: thank you. After this, I will tell you a little about myself and give y’all more of an insight on my life and the things that I enjoy.

Below is a list of things that you will see a lot of on this blog.

- Supernatural.
- Wincest.
- Big Time Rush.
- All the butts.
- Food.
- Drag Queens.
- Porn.
- Fan fiction.
- TMI posts.
- Personal posts.
- Star Wars.
- Cartoons.
- Animals.
- Music.
- GIFs.
- My shitty edits/gifs.
- Comics.
- DC and Marvel.
- My own writing/drabbles.
- Justified.
- Shameless.
- Thor/Loki.
- NSFW posts/fan art.
- A lot of attractive men.
- Jensen Ackles.
- Jared Padalecki.
- Mark Pellegrino.
- Cargan.
- Kames.
- Harry Potter.

There are also other things that are on this blog that I can’t remember at this point, so just know that my blog is not work-safe (usually) and it’s not for the faint of heart or the people that do not like seeing gay porn or penises on their dash at night. (I tag everything that I post, but if you want me to tag something specifically, let me know; I don’t mind doing it! Especially if it helps better your experience on my blog.)

I will say: this is my blog and I do post whatever I want. So, if I post something that you just can’t handle and you want to unfollow me, I will not be offended. (That is, unless, you come to me and bitch about it/tell me I’m a horrible person for posting it, then I will be offended.) I’m just on here to enjoy myself and reblog/post things that make me happy, while talking to people I care about on here — I’m not here to please anyone.

I’m online mostly at night and until the early morning; I don’t sleep anymore (that much), so I spend most of my time dicking around on Tumblr, doing things until I have to go to work. When I’m not on, I’m usually working or spending time with my family or even sleeping, if things get that bad.

Oh, I use a lot of gifs in nearly every text post I made; when I find a new one, I usually break it in by using it over and over again until everyone (but me) is sick of it.

There’s one person I talk to a lot on here and that’s this bitch right here, who happens to be one of my best friends.

[random shit]

I’m not shy when it comes to sex and I talk about it like it’s nothing. I also talk about masturbating and what turns me on and I don’t care who reads it/knows about it. When it comes to my sex life or my habits of getting off, I have no shame.

I have twelve tattoos and a full sleeve, along with twenty-eight piercings. If you ask where/what they are, I will probably tell you.

I have two Pit Bulls and three cats.

I do not follow back, so if you followed me only on the off chance that I would return the favor, you are barking up the wrong tree.

When people are upset, I like to make them laugh or smile any way I can. I hate seeing that someone is upset or anything like that, and making people happy makes me happy; knowing that I brightened someone day, even just a little bit, makes my day a hell of a lot better.

I love to spam people with messages, and I really like to serenade them with the music of my people.

I have a lot of best friends, both on here and in real life, but my bestest friend is my hetero life mate, Jeremiah. He’s been in my life for a long time now and he’s like my brother, but from another (and much better) mother.

Cursing and sarcasm are like second nature to me; I don’t even realize I’m doing it, until someone points it out. (And I don’t apologize for cussing or being sarcastic, that’s just my personality.)

I have a lot of opinions and very strong views when it comes to certain things. If you respect my opinions/views, I will definitely respect yours.

You will not find anything dealing with True Blood or Glee on this blog; I hate Glee and I never really got into True Blood.

I’m pretty fucking obnoxious all the time, and I don’t realize it half the time; the other time, I know and I just don’t care.

I talk to a lot of people on here (i.e, through replies or messages, or through reblogging their posts) and they’re kind of like my Tumblr family; I love each and every one of them.

I also do not post anything revolving around Destiel or Cockles, so if you followed me because you think I post those things, I’m sorry to say that you are sadly mistaken.

I write a lot and ask for prompts from time to time; I will literally write anything that I have knowledge of, and I sometimes write drabbles in people’s askbox/submit boxes.

I have Skype. If you want to talk to me on there, ask me for my screen name (unanonymously) and I might give it to you.

Sometimes I liveblog things - whether it be a TV show or a movie, a book or a fic; I always tag it with “Kenny liveblogs ____” so you can blacklist it, if you want.

My blog is filled with random nonsense that I enjoy and love; it’s full of posts about my life, my friends, my family, and things that I find funny or enjoy. There’s no set pattern to what I reblog, and I have a bunch of things on here that don’t go together, not even if you shaved the pieces and made them fit together, like a puzzle.

And I also don’t make sense half the time, so I do apologize for that in advance.

Conclusion:

I like to think of myself as a nice guy; I help people who come to me looking for advice, and I like to make people smile and/or laugh. My heart is always in the right place and sometimes that can get me in trouble, but other times it doesn’t.

So, if you ever need advice or just want someone to talk to, my askbox is always open and I never turn anyone away — anonymous or not.

When you get to know me better, I can be a creep/weirdo/be all up in your business, but that’s only when I feel completely comfortable with you. Chances are that, if we become good friends, you will get spams of messages at 3 AM from and you’ll get messages that are really just lyrics to songs.

All in all: thank you for reading this poorly constructed about me, and thank you for following me (followers past, present, and future).

I appreciate y’all dealing with my crazy.

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